at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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