he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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