You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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