Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
my sisters under your porch take her home
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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