And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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