Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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