wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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