i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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