try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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