WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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