new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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