I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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