I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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