she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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