come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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