Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
if i died would you start the facebook group?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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