what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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