But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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