How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I want to walk on stilts...naked
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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