He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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