pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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