The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I have tasted many bathrooms
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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