its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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