I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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