ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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