so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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