Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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