fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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