She's JV to your varsity
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I FOUND THE LEGS
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
Randomize
