lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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