Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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