I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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