Grow some girl-balls and come out already
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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