i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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