If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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