oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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