dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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