it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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