I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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