Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
so much tequila, so little girl.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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