I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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