You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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