I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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