farters have to be the big spoon...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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