her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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