he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Randomize