I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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