their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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