we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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