He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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