His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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