just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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