Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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