I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
The best revenge is premature balding
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Randomize
