the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Randomize
